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hot4triangle:

kyrianne:

thatemilyperson:

kyrianne:

I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name

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I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.

I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY

goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes

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beyonceprivilege:

beyonceprivilege:

i’m in my room with the window open listening to my white dad neighbor and his white dad friend talk about grills and patios

I’m going to close my eyes and pretend i’m on an episode of home improvement and tim allen is my dad

they’re listening to elvis and one dad yelled “hey Steve how do you like your steak?” and Steve yelled “medium rare like it should be!” and all the dads laughed heartily

this is a code and I will break it.